My nasty anecdote!!

I was at NC State doing a presentation in front of a auditorium full of people. It was about to my turn to speak, and boy was I scared  out of my mind. I had the feeling that I had to use the restroom but told myself it was just nerves and let it pass. As soon as I step up to speak I knew that it wasn't nerves, and that I really had to go, BAD! My friend behind me pushed me up closer to the microphone, and then I felt liquid running down down my leg. I sprinted off the stage to the bathroom with tears in my eyes. (By the way I was 10 when this happened, and my baby brother was a newborn.) My mom was so mad at me she grounded me for an entire week.

So, one day when I was in my room, grounded, I sat my brother on  my lap and started to play with his his legs. I pushed his legs towards his stomach while calling out in my best baby voice,
          "Your a stinky but man! Aiden has stinky feet!"
I continue this for a while when Aiden begans to grunt. Eww, I thought he is pooping.  About 4 minutes later I felt something liquidy and warm on my stomach. When I look down I find a big lump of green poop on my Juicy Coture shirt. My mom had just bought me my new shirt and now there was green poop on it.

That was my worst punishment ever. I was so disgusted I threw away my shirt. The good thing was, no one was around but my parents.

Describe in a sentence a situation in which you had to improvise.

It was 5 minutes until the show began and only two of the cast members were present. Well, technically they weren't even apart of the cast, they were costume design.
"What are we going to do?" the director paced back and forth nervously.
"Laura and I are just going to have to improvise." Luke stated confidently.
"Yeah," said Laura. "We'll  make something up and stall to the cast gets here!"

Repartee Example

Mr.Fouts: Up in the mountains, the cows have short legs on one side and longer on the other!

Matthew: Really?!?!?!

Mr.Fouts: (laughing) Yes really!

Matthew: Is that why they call it cow tipping? Cause it's easier to tip them over?

-November 16, 2011 Mr.Fouts eighth grade science eighth period :)

UUUGGHHH!!!! I havee no lifee! :)

Alexis's computer is suupeer slow! --hope this is juicy enough :)

No Tumor!!!!! :)